To the Scammer/Spammers of the world

Hello,

I'd like to inform you of a few key problems with your scheme.

1. I have a brain. Obviously, you were misled on this point

2. I can spell. You can't. This makes you suspect. I can also use the spell-checker on my computer. You can't. This makes you stupid.

3. You are asking for information that I wouldn't give to my mother, lover, or any other intimate on the planet without someone bleeding out in front of me. Even then, it would depend on the bleeder. What makes you think that I'm goingto share that stuff with you?

4. I'm not financially desperate. I have no relatives that live in any of the following: Nigeria, England, Hong Kong, or other points abroad. I don't play the lottery, and therefore couldn't have come up on the English/Irish/Nigerian lottery. Nor the American one either.

5. I work for the freaking feds. I don't need your presumed "5,000/month". I'm a firm believer in slow & steady wins the race, and your job offer (for what I firmly believe is a non-existent job) is neither of those things.

Just thought I would inform you of these basic flaws in your master plan.

Please return to your regularly scheduled annoying of me.