Handled with all the grace

of a blind enraged bull in a china shop.

One of the new attorneys walked up to me and announced that she needed me to show her how to enter leave, because there had been a death in her family.

Normal people would stop and gasp and offer condolences.

I skipped that part and jumped to "Well shit! How are we doing to rig this, you only have 4 hours of leave!"

Yeah. I suck.