I've Just Figured It Out

There are exceptions to the following.

I've just discovered that most people who become lawyers, do so b/c they cannot do anything else in life. I don't mean this in a "save the world" kinda way. I mean it in a lacking the ability to learn skills sorta way.

I just had one come to my desk squawking about a printer malfunction. I went to the printer.

It was out of paper. It said so.
The paper was RIGHT NEXT TO THE PRINTER.

She wasn't able to figure it out.

Brilliant mind. . .NO common sense, practical skills, or other useful abilities.

I actually am starting to feel better about my job. Except that I really am Mommy-ing for a living!