OMG

I'm getting old.

I just pulled my first ever chin hair out of my face.

This is EXTREMELY disturbing to me. I'm someone who can go for a very long time without shaving my legs. I don't have lip hair (like my sister), and what body hair I do have is very fine.

So the ONLY thing that this f-ing hair could mean is that I'm getting old.

I'm not ready to be old. I don't feel old. Heck I barely feel old enough to vote or be intoxicated. WTF??

I don't like this one bit!

Just for the record.