Morning of Random Stranger Weirdness

So, I'm sitting on the metro this morning, and some woman taps my shoulder. I was informed by her that 1) my music was too loud and going to damage my hearing, and 2) that my choices of music were going to poison my brain and soul and send me to hell. After asking the guy who was sitting next to me if he could hear my music (he couldn't), I thanked her for her concern for my hearing, and told her that her message of hope and light would be better received without the judge mental BS. And then I turned my iPod back on, and smiled at her before closing my eyes.

THEN, I was standing at the corner of the intersection at work, next to the crosswalk. I was waiting for the light to turn to the little walkie guy. This woman (different one) starts yelling at me about crossing outside the cross walk, as she crosses against the light.

What the F-ing F? I did check in the mirror, and my "judge me" sign is still out of order. This whole morning has been VERY strange.